It’s the silly season, moreover, it’s silly season eve, and all across WA folks are going through their yearly rituals. Some desperately navigating the crowds in the hopes of scooping up the last remaining Honey Ham, others furiously getting the back patio nice for the one time a year anyone will actually see it, and others still sitting in great anticipation of the Lynx gift pack from Aunt Linda that is sure to come.
But one individual will have none of it. One individual, if he can help it, will spend his Chrissie with no ham, no patio, no Lynx gift pack from Aunt Linda. This man is Ebenezer Scrooge, and to the holidays he says “Bah Hum-bugger off!”
